Numbers Don't Sleep

These tees are made for the spreadsheet warriors who think sleep is a soft KPI.
Buy it, expense it, depreciate it.

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Cap Table Couture

Whether you’re raising a round or just your blood pressure, dress like you closed your Series A in your sleep.
Drip with a 409A valuation.

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Dark Mode Only

These are for the keyboard cowboys who commit to Git harder than their relationships. Caffeine-fueled, productivity-adjacent fashion.
Run ‘npm drip install’ and thank us later.

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OOO Core

You’ve got 5 active tabs open but your soul is offline. Take Zoom calls in swim trunks and reply to emails from hammocks.

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